The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why did the cows go to the Marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back. In honor of 420.
How come when a video of a squirrel putting a nut in a dog gets 18k upvotes and is called "Cute" but when I do it it's a "heinous act" and my dog gets taken away?
Women are like Hurricanes They come into your life wild and free and then leave with the PATIO FURNITURE WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH YOU BITCH
I told a customer that he reminded me of my father. He says to me "Oh wow, he must be quite a nice guy!"I told him "No, he's an asshole."
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost. I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
I ate a piece of fresh salmon that was marinated in vanilla and now my stomach is hurting.... I think I might have salmonilla.
What do you call it when one president comes in and another president comes out? Barbara’s bush
I saw two men beating a kid up, so naturally I ran over to help... There's no way the kid could take on all three of us
What genre would Trump's autobiography be filed under? Fan fiction.
I'm not saying it's a mistake letting my girlfriend control the thermostat... But two Hobbist just showed up and threw a ring into our bedroom.
My date told me she was a baller, so I was keen when she offered me back to her house. When we got there, the place was small.I frowned. "I thought you said you're a baller.""I am," she replied, then she pulled down her underwear.
How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.(Edit: Folks, take a breath. It is a joke.)(Edit: Thanks for the silver, gold, and plats)
Why does Trump always use a golf cart when golfing? Walking the course is far too taxing on him.
You see son, grilling a good steak is a lot like you mom... Once it starts bleeding, it's time to flip her over to the brown side.
I performed an opening one night for a surgeon, really funny guy They kicked me out of the hospital and called the cops