The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
You can't spell par entry without "try."
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
The Russians developed a very powerful weapon of mass destruction. Or as they call him, “Agent Orange”.
My life has drastically changed for the better since I started eating more fiber It really helped me get my shit together.
What do you call a crocodile on drugs? You call it a crackodile. (I’m sorry)
I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement. At least I think they're vegan. They keep shouting 'lettuce leaf!'
A bottle of beer, a mirror, and a condom were having an argument Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck! Condom: Hahaha...amateurs
What do you call a sea cow in Seattle? A sea-cattle.I'm so sorry for the cringe...
Policeman stops a guy running with scissors \- "Hey, where are you running with those scissors?" asks policeman.\- "To hospital. They just called and told me my mother in-law life is hanging by a thread"
What's the difference between friend and a buddy? A friend will bail you out of jail and tell you, you fucked up.A buddy will be sitting next to you in jail saying.We fucked up.
Did you hear about the villain who was charged with trying to flood the city? He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.
I live in a non-legal state and I recently found a little baggie of weed in the parking lot outside my workplace. Since drugs are illegal and I am a good and responsible citizen, I immediately took the bag home and destroyed the weed ... in a series of small fires.