The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Teach a man to fish and he'll colonize your land.
As i see a homeless man asking for some money and i wonder, should i really let money get wasted on drugs?... Nah i better give them to this homeless guy
I really wish people would stop talking about my problematic past. It’s time to talk about my problematic future.
I suffered a broken collar bone, concussion and some minor bruising when I fell asleep at the wheel. Got kicked out of pottery class too.
During interviews he seems like such a nice guy, but the actor who plays Wolverine is a real phoney It’s a huge act, man..
Every time I walk through the cemetery I text my x. Wish you were here.
How what are similarities between and hurricane and a woman? When they come they are wet and wild and by the time the leave the take your house and your car!p.sDon’t know where the how came from... sorry for it! Also, it’s my cake day!!!!
Me: I can see into the future Therapist: When did this start?Me: Next Monday.
My ex left me because, according to her, I’ll never amount to anything. 15 years later, I have one thing to say to her. Lucky guess.
Why did Mrs. Claus finally leave Santa after all these years? She found out about his other two hos.
Who's the only organization with a higher death rate than PETA? The Make-A-Wish foundation.
I still remember what my mother in law said just before she died "Stop shaking the ladder YOU LITTLE $#%@!"
Hey do you know why they don't smoke pot in the middle east? ... apparently burning the Qur'an gets you way more stoned.
I’ve never trusted tectonic plates They’re too shifty
My new year's resolution is to do less drugs No wait, _fewer_ drugs—it's to do fewer drugs