The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.