The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
*Dad walks into strip club* Dad: “Twerking hard or hardly twerking?”
What is the most calming scent? Chloroform
Reporter: "This local man is suffering with a disease that causes holes to suddenly appear on his body." "Tonight, on the 6PM news, he opens up about his problem."
If robert frost was bisexual... He would have gone both ways.
When you call 911 no matter where you are your phone will connect to even the smallest amount of service to get your call through They use the same idea to make mobile game ads
I went on a date with an anorexic girl She said, 'I don't want anything serious right now, I've got a lot on my plate'I said, 'I doubt it'
Twitter is like a bank account When you enter the wrong opinion five times, your account gets locked
The leper was upset at the expensive ambulance ride to the hospital It cost him an arm and a leg
Why did I get kicked out All I did was go to the bank and the woman in front of me asked me if I could check her balance its not my fault she banged her head after
The difference between men and women What's the biggest difference between men and women?What they mean when saying "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film"
When ordering food at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how they prepare their chicken. “Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
President Trump was recently handed a document, which he claims shows the most amount of red, ever, during an election year. What he didn't tell you was that it was the balance sheet of his most recent IRS business filings.