The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.