The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
The COVID-19 event has made me significantly more likely to get laid Off