The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
4th July If the 4th of July is independence Day, why isn't 17th February Shawshank redemption day? It was a much better film.
What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates? .................. A toothbrush. Come on.
I Object to All This Sex on the Television I keep falling off.
Religious CD (NSFW) My muslim friend told me had purchased a a copy of the Koran on CD, so I asked him to burn me one.Then hell broke loose....
Which occupation is the most perverted? Electrician - they’re always looking for strippers
What does me and NASA have in common We both want to colonize Uranus.
I got arrested today I got arrest today, apparently you aren't allowed to do doughnuts within 200ft of a school zone... the frosting worked as great lubricant though
I was talking to my buddy about 50 Shades Of Grey He said "yeah, my wife and I have been doing S&M for years.""Really!", I said, "I had no idea!""Sure," he said, "she sleeps and I masturbate!"
A cemetery raises its costs and blames it on the cost of living Indeed a grave situation
What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? (aka 'The 4:20 Joke' from How I Met Your Mother) [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick in your ass. (Featured in season 4, episode 20 : "Mosbius Designs", on the glorious HIMYM)
The two quotes that shows a person's true colors: "It's just a game.""Sir/Ma'am we ask u to wear ur mask."
As an employee in the health care industry, I make it a point to keep up with all the latest medical news. Just the other day I read about a man who had the entire left side of his body amputated. After that, he was alright.
Breaking News: Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and North Korea to send a joint expeditionary force... ...to Washington D.C. in order to bring peace, democracy and the rule of law to the troubled nation of United States of America.