The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
There once was a kitten that had 16 lives... And then it got run over by a 4x4.
My wife asked me if I was together with my mother on her deathbed? I answered: Of course, who did you think held the pillow?
What do you call Mountain Dew that gives you a heart attack? Mountain Dew Code Blue
Why were oxygen, hydrogen and carbon wearing suites and ties? Because they are formyl group.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble. In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.