The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!

I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.

Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.

I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.

What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.

Why was the broom late? It over-swept.

What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.

My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.

I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!

If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.

All Trump has to say to beat Hillary in the debates "I know Hillary can be bought. I have the receipts."

Donald Trump should be cast in an X-Men movie Seems his secret superpower is making vast amount of wealth disappear

When I'm sad I cut myself A slice of cake.

What do you call a sea cow in Seattle? A sea-cattle.I'm so sorry for the cringe...

My great grandfather have a heart of a lion, eye of an eagle, and.... A lifetime ban from the zoo