The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, 'Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?'
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.