The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
One farmer asks another \- "Are your cows smokers?"\- "No, that would be ridiculous!"\- "Then your barn is on fire."
This morning I was on the way to work, but I wasn’t paying attention and ended up rear ending another car. The driver got out and it turned out he was a dwarf. He looked at me and said “I’m not happy.” I replied “Well, which one are you then?”
A British tabloid has just run a story about how self conscious I am. Its really upset me, I hate seeing myself in The Mirror.
Only in England. £800 fine if you are caught at a house party during lock-down.But reduced to £400 if paid early.If you catch covid at the party, the government willgive you £500 to stay at home.That's £100 profit.This country is absolutely fucked.
Whats the difference between a Chicago Bears fan and Marty McFly? Eventually Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
Don’t urinate on people in self defense You’re just going to make them more pissed
A guy walks into a bookstore and asks for a book on Pavlov and Schrodinger. The book keeper says it rings a bell but he doesn't know if it is there or not.
I used to play air drums for Rush in my car until I lost a stick out the window. Now I can only play for Def Leopard.
My local hair dresser just got charged with drug dealing. I am shocked. I've been a customer of his for years. He never told me he cut hair.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.