The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
A waitress, a butcher, and a policeman walk into a bar. The policeman arrests everyone there for breaking the quarantine order.
“Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That’s because I’ve laced your martini with a measles vaccine. The autism should be setting in any second now.” “Joke’s on you, I already disassembled your doomsday device and rearranged all the parts in order of size.”
I'm gonna lose my mind if someone says they cant breathe or talk wearing a face mask I had a girl in my basement for seven months wearing a ball gag and she's fine
A little boy with Downs runs to his dad to show him a drawing he made... "Excellent son, good job!" The dad says. "I'd rate this 47/46."
No! It crashed again... Roses are red;Violets are blue\-----------------------ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? because he wanted space
What do Beethoven's Ninth Symphony and the hitchhiker in my car have in common? They are both in an advanced state of D composition.
What’s the longest sentence in the English language? ‘I do’.
Only a bank ATM will charge you $3 to get your money back Then tell you to cover your pin so you don't get robbed.
Little Susie came home from school and told her mum the boys kept asking her to do cartwheels "you should tell them No, they only want to see your knickers" said her mum"I know that, that's why I hide them in my bag"
Life is just like a USB port 50% chance of being right and always wrong.
I have an amazing joke about Dragon Ball Z. Find out tomorrow on R/jokes!
A cow crossing a street sees a glove in ground. All ashamed and blushing goes: Oh my god. Who's bra is this NOTE: It's a dad joke but I didn't know how to make a #DadJoke label. So consider yourself warned.