The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Trump said global warming was a hoax and he could easily make temperatures "the lowest ever recorded" this summer. So he switched the US to Celsius.
I want to hire a Mexican, An Italian and a Russian To show up at my funeral in black suits and say "thank you boss", then leave. Just so that my Family and Friends would think I had something Big going on.
Before this year started, none of us could have predicted all this: Kobe Bryant, Australian fires, Coronavirus quarantine, Tiger King, toilet paper hoarding. I guess none of us truly had 2020 vision after all.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.