The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why was the cow scared Because its life was at steak!
What are the 3 sizes of condoms? Small, medium and liar.
A woman accidentally locked her keys in her car and was pacing frantically on the side of the street, when a soldier from Boston passing by saw this and assured her that he could help. She looked on in amazement as he removed his trousers, rolled them into a tight ball... ...and rubbed them against the car door.Magically, it opened!!"That's incredible!!" the woman gasped. "How did you do it?""Easy..." replied the soldier. "These are my khakis."
I heard my school's principle's husband talk about how she gives good blow jobs She is the headmaster after all
John Travolta tested negative for Coronavirus last night. Turns out is was just a Saturday Night Fever.
My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured it over her grave But first I filtered it through my kidneys.
What side of the earth were Europeans best at exploring? Genocide
The creator of winrar is arrested His trial is expected to last forever
What does my dad and a large crowd have in common? Never seen them since 2019
My wife beamed at me with pride and said, “Wow! I never thought our son would go that far!“ I said, “This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter.”
What do you get when you combine a Crocodile and a Shitzu? A Crockashit.
Kid: Dad, I need to fix my bike tire, it's flat. Dad: Kiddo, you need a henway for that. Kid: What's a henway? About three pounds. (read outloud)
Just heard my ex just moved in with her boyfriend and he's abusive. Makes me wanna go over there with a baseball bat... ... and then blame it on the boyfriendCredits ~ Anthony Jeselnik
I dont understand why they say cancer is so hard to beat I'm already on stage 4
I almost fell for the Nigerian Prince Scam Jokes on them I already know Nigeria doesn't exist