The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Never talk to a girl about pregnancy, periods or 'women problems' She'll ovary act
I told my dad I couldn't believe I'd failed my biology exam. He said , I'm your mum.
I went out with my girlfriend to a fancy restaurant last night and after we’d eaten she kept insisting on paying for the meal. I said, "Don't be stupid, we're half way down the road now. Just keep running!!'
Somebody just threw a bottle of perfume at me Eau fuck.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
Just say NO to drugs!' Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?