The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.