The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Nelson was 5ft 4". His statue on top of the column in London is 18ft. Thats Horatio of about 3:1
We were stranded at sea with dwindling supplies of dried food and canned meat. Some of the guys started to catch birds and eat them or barter them for other food,... ...so I took a tern for the wurst.
I have a masturbation addiction But I'm beating it
What did the deaf prostitute say to her customer? Cum again?
Where's the best place to watch the Raiders in the super bowl? The History Channel.
What do Sea Turtles and Kim Kardashians Ass have in common? They're both filled with Plastic.
In the Store with my wife I saw a box of beer on offer for half price so I said can I have them? she said no, budget is tight, I said well you just bought lots of makeup, she replied, that is to make me look beautiful, I replied.. That is what the beer was for.
Why was Judge Dredd arrested? He broke his arm.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”