The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Two sailors are on shore leave. They have a few drinks and decide to go to a variety show. At the intermission one of them needs to pee and asks directions from the usher. “Go through the exit, turn left along the corridor, turn first right, then left, then right again,” he says. The sailor follows the directions with some difficulty, relieves himself, and eventually finds his way back to his seat. “You missed the best act,” says his friend. “While you were gone a sailor came on-stage and pissed into the orchestra pit.”
With trembling hands, my doctor looked up from my x-ray and stammered, "This is exactly what I was afraid of." Gripping my chest, I rasped, "What?" Eyes wide, he whispered, "Skeletons!"
A father walks in on her daughter pleasuring herself with a cucumber. "Gross" he says, "I was gonna eat it. Now it will taste like cucumber."
I've created a simple and cheap period tracker There it is -> .
Why on Earth can't you understand my reason for needing viagra? It's not hard.
A blonde and a police officer get into a argument after she questions why the blonde is wearing a bear suit "I have rights you know!" says the blonde, "It says in the constitution that I have a right to bear arms".
My dad once told me a joke about unstamped letters I never got it though.
Did you know: If you stacked every elephant on earth on top of each other... ...most of them would fall.
A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor asks what’s bothering the man and he says “Doc, I’ve eaten something that disagrees with me” Just then his stomach rumbles and says “No you didn’t”
There's a beautiful irony in the fact the history channel is showing less and less history...As if the history Is in the past.
Tonight we’re having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner We found himalayan in the road.