The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My uncle just died. He fell into a vat of polish at the furniture factory. It was a terrible end but a lovely finish.
A cowboy is riding across the plains when he sees an Indian on his knees with his head on the ground. The Indian looks up at him and says "Many buffalo come"The Cowboy asks "Can you hear them?"Then Indian says " No, ground sticky."
What are epileptic ghosts made of? Ectospasm
What happens after you have a beautiful gf, a million dollar car, 100 million in your bank account, several houses and a fit body? You wake up.
What kind of dinosaur has a spike in his butt? A bronto-sore-ass!
My girlfriend gave me a steamed ball of dough filled with meat and veggies. I think she's dumpling me.
Girlfriend is having trouble opening an oyster at dinner. She hands it to me to open. Just as I pry it open, I say, "The easiest way to open this is with a little mussel"
What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV? "Sir, you dropped your receipt!"
At the last supper, Jesus breaks the bread and says "this is my body", pours the wine and says "this is my blood"... ...and then opens a jar of mayo and Judas says "Okay buddy I'm gonna stop you right there."
What do u get when u cross a human and crocodile ? **A bloody mess.**
Well, I know it's childish, but me and my girlfriend have just had a great time having a pillow fight and I won! The secret is to stuff a few bricks in there..
What do you call a triangle that's had too much to drink? A rekt angle
It looks like Sean "Spicy" Spicer has been replaced with Anthony "Scary" Scaramucci I wonder who the next replacement will be "Sporty", "Baby", "Ginger" or "Posh"
I don't mind being divorced. But I'd rather be widowed.
Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill? He totally flipped his shit.