The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My son told me he wanted to be an oyster shucker when he grew up. I was displeased with his shellfish ambition.
How’d the clam cross the river? Took a taxi crab.
My uncle would eat crickets on a bet My uncle would eat crickets and night crawlers on a bet.Someone once asked him how they tasted. His reply:Well, they’re pretty bitter. But then, I guess I would be, too
A guy orders 12 straight vodkas from the barman... "What's goin on?" asks the barman. The guy replies, "Just had my first blow-job today""Well done" says the barman, "Celebrating?""Nah, just trying to get the taste out of my mouth"
I can't stand cheese slices... ...but I respect the Kraft
Today I turned 50 years old and I still don't need glasses... I drink straight out of the bottle.
I just got my annual prostate exam. My doctor has me drop my pants and place both my hands on the table. He gets behind me and does his inspection.The odd thing is though, both of his hands are always on the table too.
You wanna know what’s not illegal in California? Wildfires.
Some guy on the Oregon Trail makes a joke at the expense of Terence, a known outlaw. He died of dissin' Terry.
My Uncle just said to me, “All these mass shooting are happening because kids these days are so self entitled.” I said, “Why? Because they want to keep all the bullets?”Seriously, Fuck Him.
Sent to Jail. After getting sent to jail, I spent the next hour being held face down over a table and getting violently fucked up the arse.Sometimes I think my uncle Brian takes Monopoly a bit too seriously...
Wife told me she slept with 7 people before we met. I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late.
The police just arrested the world's tongue twister champion. They say he'll be given a tough sentence.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.