The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What did God yell out his window when he came up with the idea of a penis? Urethra! I've got it!
I can’t find my vegetables. Hopefully, they turnip soon.
My wisdom tooth came out the other day. I still love him no matter what.
What's a sea monster's favourite food? Fish and ships
Due to COVID-19, this was the first year I could not go to Switzerland for my summer vacation Otherwise it's due to the lack of money.
If 666 is the evil number Then 25.8069 is the root of all evil
There are serious injustices that have not been corrected in this world. For example, beating up a white guy will get you much more prison time than beating up a black guy.After all, Assault can get you up to 25 years, while impersonating a policeman will get you 5 at most.
My wife and I had a huge argument last week. She called me gullible and financially irresponsible. I can't wait to see the look on her face when I tell her I just won the Nigerian lottery!
Two students were talking about their childhood. I was a very clever toddler. By the time I was ten months old, I could already walk.""You call that clever?" the other said. "I managed to trick my parents into carrying me until I was three!"
Why can't schools in Afghanistan teach kids to count by drawn lines? Because of the tally ban
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!'
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I once got fired from a canned juice factory. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.