The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scarabble letters on the road. I asked him "what's the word on the street?"
i was just reading the obituary of a carmelite nun who turned away from a life of prostitution after seeing a vision of the virgin mary. she went out with a wimple and not a bang.
So I went to do my driving test high on lsd I passed with flying colors!
What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek? A golden opportunity
Did you know that you can't breathe with your tongue out? Pull your tongue back, you look like a donkey.
I finally got out of an abusive relationship I'm glad, my hands were starting to hurt! ^(Source: SrGrafo stream musings)
60+ days off work, gas prices at an all time low, $1200... I know who I'm voting for... Coronavirus for president!
Broke my spine in an accident last year. Had a life saving operation to fix my neck which permanently locked my head in place. Since then I've never looked back.
new kitten So I decided to teach my kitten to write. You might think it was pretty hard but he took to it easily. Before long he could do anything I could do.. Turns out he was a copy cat 🙂
A vegan, an anti-vaxxer, and a flat earther walk into a bar I know because they told everyone in 5 minutes.
Comcast doesn’t need to have a Pride Month ad campaign. They suck dick all 12 months of the year.
I kept having these crazy dreams where I woke up covered in Tyre tracks... My Psychiatrist is convinced I'm a 'cycle-path'
Having some areas in pandemic lock down and others not in lock down is like... trying to organize the pissing section in a swimming pool.
I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
I performed an opening one night for a surgeon, really funny guy They kicked me out of the hospital and called the cops