The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
"I've got a visual lock on sandwiches" Where?"1 o'clock"1 o'clock?! I'm hungry now!
Lately I’ve been dating a blind girl, and I find that it is incredibly rewarding. I do find some things quite difficult though I still struggle to get her husbands voice right
Nsfw What is a typical motto for a brothel? Customers always comes first.
A beggar asks a man for 5 bucks. Man: "What do you need 5 bucks for?". Beggar: "I need it to buy drugs". Man: "Oh yeah? And how do i know you won't spend it on food?"
WARNING IF YOU HAVE SEEN A LINK ON THE INTERNET OFFERING FREE DONUTS, DO NOT CLICK ON IT. IT IS A VIRUS THAT FORCES CAPS LOCK TO BE PERMANENTLY ACTIVATED ON YOUR COMPUTER!// THE POLICE
When someone says get a grip, Apparently around their neck is NOT what they meant
What do I know about bonsai trees? Very little. (Edit: wow! Silver, gold, and platinum! Thanks, anonymous Redditor(s). And six (6!) upvotes!)
Why did the printer have wet ink? Because it couldn't control P
My girlfriend and I have an intimate relationship, but she got upset when I was using her toothbrush. So I just said 'Hey, if YOU have a better way to get dogshit out of sneakers...'
I was in the middle of a lake in a canoe with my girl friend last week when suddenly the boat sprung a leak. We had to decide whether to try and get the boat back to shore or abandon ship. We had a real row v. wade debate that day.
My friend fell off his motorcycle He has brain damage and two broken arms. Why the fuck would anyone let him try to ride in that condition is beyond me...
What did the network/IT man say to the doctor? IT hertz when IP.
A guy says: "My great grandfather died in the concentration camps" Then he laughs: "He fell from the guard tower""Stop telling jokes about this" His friend replies - "My great grandma also died in concentration camps""Oh I'm sorry""Yeah, some idiot dumbass dude fell on top of her from the guard tower"
A Chinese-owned social media platform has been poisoning breath mints to accomplish their goals. It's the TikTok tic tac tactic.
Circumcision jobs don't pay much But you get to keep the tips