The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why are working conditions at the Tyre shop so poor? Because the squeaky wheel gets replaced
I was reading a story about dragons the other day It just seemed to DRAG ON and on
What do you call a group of deaf people? I don't know. But it is definitely not heard.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
How to let a squirrel go down from a tree? Show him your nuts!(Idk if this is known, my brother told me about this)
A pancake, a piece of toast, and a piece of bacon walk into a bar They sit down and ask the bartender for a round of beers. The bartender looks at them and says "Get the hell out of my bar, we don't serve breakfast here."
I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder... ... so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people.
Toronto Raptors: We are the only sports team named after a dinosaur! New Orleans Pelicans and Atlanta Hawks: Well technically -
I told my wife I'd never leave her unless aliens came to take me. It has taken 30 years but I finally have enough for Industrial Light and Magic to do an alien abduction scene.
What's the difference between a man with multiple stab wounds and a knife juggler? Practice.