The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His drill slipped.
What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful includes things like drunk driving or robbery, whereas illegal is a sick bird.
My girlfriend is like the temperature of a molecule. Doesn't exist by definition.
A vegan told me I shouldn’t eat animals because I can’t kill or butcher them with my bare hands... So I gave him a coconut and told him to have a nice day.
I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said "I want you to try to sell this to me." So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building, and went home.Eventually he called me and said "Bring my laptop back here right now!"I said "$200 and it's yours."
A cook got his hand caught in the dish-washer and they were both fired.
Need to save a bit of money during the lock-down. I am getting rid of Google, Siri and Alexa, and I am going to sell all of my Wikipedia and Guinness World record books. I don't need them anymore.My fucking wife knows everything.
When my parents were getting divorced, I was given a choice to go with my mom or dad. I chose my mom. I left my dad for milk.
How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, reports say he fell
What was the plastic surgeon priest’s favourite thing to do? Alter boys
I have a decent joke about a cow but it’s pretty offensive so I’ll probably need to take it down [remooooooved]
How do you live with a terminal disease? You don't.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
What does a mobster buried in cement soon become? A hardened criminal.