The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
How do you get a blind person to see? Usually by boat.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.