The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What happens if you stick a fork in an outlet? The answer might shock you...
"Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women? She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron."
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
What did the DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat? '
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.