The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
The Story of Ruth and Johnnie Once upon a time...Ruth and Johnny drove through the woods To see what they could see. The car hit a bump. Then Ruth hit a tree. But Johnny went on. Ruthlessly.
What's the motto of the American Writers Guild? YOU ESSAY! YOU ESSAY!
Vaginas are like gyms. I'm rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I'm doing and hope no one notices I don't.
6ix9ine would be a great crime scene investigator I’ve heard he’s great at identifying blood
Old lady walks into a pharmacy while shaking vigorously and breathing heavily. Old lady: Excuse me?Pharmacist: yes? How can i help you?Old lady: Do you have a XXL Super Large vibrator with alkaline batteries? Pharmacist: yes, we do. Old lady: For gods sake, tell me how to turn it of!
I read that 73% of apple farmers are functionally illiterate But it's okay, because they can still live fruitful lives.
What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Drake? Stevie has a legitimate reason why he hasn't seen his children.
Did you hear about the two atomic bombs that got into an argument? They had a fallout.
Over Christmas dinner, I accidentally let it slip I'd lied about my degree in biology. Me and my big face-hole thingy.
Need your eggs fertilized this Easter? I've got a cock for that. Just needs grains 2x a day.
A local dentist was arrested recently for dealing drugs, came as a huge surprise for me ... I’d been going to him for 6 years and never knew he was a dentist
My buddy has stopped trying to date cougars and is chasing something older! Are those called sabre-toothed tigers?