The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
I was banned from the airport last week Apparently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun while boarding the plane
My girlfriend messaged me to say she’s breaking up with me because I’m too childish. So I marched over to her house, rang her door bell and ran away That’ll teach her
A plastic surgeon at Johns Hopkins just performed surgery on a child born without eyelids, circumcising him and replaced the missing lids with the harvested tissue. The boy's new eyelids work almost perfectly and, since they were made from his own tissue, rejection won't be a problem.When speaking to reporters, though, the surgeon admitted that the boy does look a little cockeyed.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
Two newspaper bosses are sent into a huge bank vault and find it stacked to the ceiling with piles of 24-karat bars. They can keep them for good, but only if they are able to diffuse a bomb first... Editor 1: Thanks for the gold.Editor 2: This blew up.
My local library refuses to stock how-to books about suicide. They used to, but the decent ones were never returned.
How many GoT plot writers does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up.
A policeman stops three guys on a motorcycle He asks them: "Are you crazy? What the hell are three of you doing on such a small motorcycle!?"One of the three guys replies: "Three? OH SHIT GUYS, BOBBY FELL OUT!"
I really wish some of the fantasies in 50 shades of grey were real... like how she got a job right out of college.
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid They give us Nickelback