The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I decided to remove my racing snail's shell to make him go faster. But if anything, it just made him more sluggish.
We were so poor when I was growing up, that my mother made us clothes out of the offcuts my dad would bring from home from work at the sandpaper factory. It was rough.
A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"
What concert costs just 45 cents 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
A soldier came home from Afghanistan When he sees his son, he started to talk about his war stories. “I killed 40men in Afghanistan, son.” He said.The kid replied, “But you’re an army chef, dad!”“But I never said I’m good at my job, did I.”
I'm going to the dentist to have a bad tooth removed today. Rip tooth.
What do you call it when a person using glue as hair spray gets into arguments with people online who are laughing at them? Gorilla Warfare.
I bought a book that said it could help me harness the power of ADHD. I never finished it.
The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. They're the Tolkien white guys.Edit: Swigity Swoo, I got a silver from you?Edit: Golly Gee, a gold for me?Edit: Boo hoo, a baby snoo too?Edit: Cowabunga Grift, I got a coin gift!Edit: Beagle pup, here comes a bless up!
What do they call the rapper "50 Cent" in Venezuela? $1,554,270.59
What do you get when you cross a spider and a squirrel? A bug that will climb your leg and eat your nuts
I noticed a man passed out drunk so I stopped to check he was breathing I can confirm he was breathing. I also checked his pockets and I can confirm he now has no money.
I ruptured my colon by farting It was a gas
I'm hiding in my Finnish Neighbours shed, waiting to jump out and surprise him. It's like a sauna in here.
Fire alarms should just play Nickelback Anyone who stays in the building deserves what they get.