The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My girlfriend thought we could stay dry if we ran between the rain drops. I told her she's deluginal.
why do bank robbers make hostages kneel down? cause it's a fell-on-knee
Me and my best friend had an argument yesterday So, I stole his wheelchair because I was angry at him.You'll never guess who came crawling back[Note: I don't mean anyone anything by this. It's just a joke. Please don't get offended]
What are two blondes fighting over, on a motorcycle? Over which one gets the window seat.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain? It didn't have the guts.
I know a lot of jokes about satellites, but they never seem to land.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day? It's because they can't see sh!t at night.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.