The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
When I'm sad I cut myself A slice of cake.
People call me Ruthless... ever since my grandma died.
What state is always surprised to see you? Ohio
My wife gives me head every Monday. She won't let any of Sunday's roast chicken go to waste.
So everyone is getting mad at me after telling jokes about marine wildlife I think it's a turtle over reaction. It just being shellfish and it's giving me a bad haddock. I mean, I don't do them on porpoise...
What was the Ninja Turtles’ policy regarding homosexuality? Don’t ask Donatello
Liam Neeson is retiring and going into the burger business. He first chooses his cuts of meat, then he says... I will grind you and I will grill you.
13: “I’m the number everybody hates”. 666: “No way, I am the number everybody hates”. 2020: “lol”.
pancakes Psychiatrist: What brought you here? Patient: My wife sent me here because I like pancakes. Psychiatrist: There's nothing wrong with that, I like pancakes, too. Patient: Excellent! Come to my place, I have seven suitcases full of them!
What do you call a collection of weapons kept for the purpose of burning down buildings? An arsonal
What's the difference between a German Tiger and a Siberian Tiger? One can survive the Winter.
After our radio station's accountant died in a parachuting accident, the program director told me to play some Tom Petty in rememberance after the obituary, as the accountant liked his music. However, when I did exactly that, he ended up putting my show off air. Dunno why. Though maybe I shouldn't have played *Free Fallin'*...
What is a Russian's favorite month? Soviet march.
Alexa, where's my dad? Alexa-Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.Young Boy-Ha, got ya Alexa ! My Dad is sitting here right next to me.Alexa-Your mothers husband is sitting here right next to you. Your Dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
I was flirting really well with this woman in the bar. "Do you want me to show you a good time?" she asked."Of course, babe," I grinned eagerly."Get your stopwatch out then," she snapped, "and see how long it takes me to get to the other side of the club."