The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I just gave all my life savings to the San Andreas foundation. You might say I’m generous to a fault.
Batman : You idiot Robin. You don't have to pee in the hall. There is a bathroom you stupid. Robin : Sorry. What is a hroom.?
There was a man on a stool with a rope around his neck. He said he'll kill himself if i didnt give him a high-five. Of course i left him hanging.
A witch was going through her recent order of newts... ... when her apprentice walked in. Noticing the witches frowning face, she asks “What’s wrong, Master?”The witch replied, “Well, I’ve got some good newts and some bad newts...”
A policeman arrested 2 boys yesterday, one for drinking battery acid, the other for eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
If Al Gore had his own drumming software company he should name it... AlGoreRythyms
What did the Mexican truck driver say in his defense when he got pulled over with ten tons of imported snails? Es Cargo.
Since COVID-19, I have the body of a 50 year old, the brain of a 40 year old and the heart of a 25 year old. All tucked away nicely in my freezer!
It took a lot of balls for my friend to join the new reality tv show called “Embarrassing Bodies”. Three, to be exact.
So I heard that the stock prices of fertilizer companies around the world started dropping about two months ago. Apparently it has something to do with donald trump becoming the world‘s leading supplier of bullshit.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
Q: Why can't you ever run through a campsite? A: You can only ran - it's always past tents.
Did you hear about the cheese that's been working out? Dude's shredded
Without geometry life is pointless.
What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A large fortune.