The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
What do you call a fake noodle?' 'An impasta.'
Clothes, but no cigar.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?