The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
Why can't schools in Afghanistan teach kids to count by drawn lines? Because of the tally ban
I always tip my waiter. He always looks so surprised when he hits the floor.
I asked out my crush in school today Now I gotta look for a new job
3 guys break down in the middle of the desert The first one says he'll take the hood to use as shade.The second one says he'll take the radiator because he can drink the water left in it.The third guy says he'll take the door so if he gets hot he can roll the window down.
My asian aunt's quiet daughter is called Nosai Hai.I think thats a great shy niece name.