The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
A rabbi, a priest, and a black guy are on an airplane... The plane is full of kids but only has 2 parachutes. The black guy grabs one and bails immediately.Rabbi: Give me the last parachute!Priest: But what about the kids?Rabbi: FUCK THE KIDS!Priest: Do we have time?!
I'll never forget on the last day of vacation when the front desk dialed our room. That was a real wake-up call.
3 knights walk into a bar with their swords. The bartender sees them walk in and asks, “why are you taking your swords in here with you?”The knights say, “in case of mimics.”The knights laugh, the bartender laughs, the table laughs, they kill the table.
- Mom, I've lost 2 kilograms and now I'm so worried that I cannot even sleep… \- Mom, I've lost 2 kilograms and now I'm so worried that I cannot even sleep…\- Son, don't panic, it's only 2 kilograms, no big deal. \- Well, there are some Colombians who'd disagree with you mom…
I got fired from my job at the library... Apparently the book on women’s rights doesn’t belong in the fiction section.
I used to live with a closet-gay roommate. Then one day I unlocked his chains and he ran away.
My friend works at a rubber dog-poop factory. He'll never get rich, but he makes doo.
You've heard the expression 'tit for tat'? Well I've got more than enough [tat](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/amp/english/tat). Anyone know where to go to trade it in for my reward?^Edit: ^was ^not ^aware ^'tat' ^was ^a ^British ^term, ^sorry ^America
A guy walks into a costume party wearing nothing buy a pair of blue jeans The host comes up to him and asks, "What are you supposed to be?""I'm a premature ejaculation," he responds."I don't understand.""Oh, I just came in my pants."
My local prison started a program where inmates get together once a week to read poetry they're calling it "Prose and Cons"
If Bob’s my nickname.. Then Robert’s my Nicholasname
Why wife woke me this morning and said I'm half the size of Chris Evans. I think she's confused, because I'm definitely not 3 feet tall.
I was thinking of joining the Hug-A-Cactus foundation but I hear they deal with alot of pricks.
I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt. I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, It's a moving violation.