The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them.
Whats in common with spinach soup and butts3x ? If you were forced to try it as a kid chances are you won't like it as an adult
I once bought a wooden car. Wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. Wooden start.
How can you tell if a snowman is gay? The carrot’s in the back.
LPT: In light of Hurricane Michael, remember to always look out for yourself. As they say: There's no 'I' in Team... But there is an Eye in Hurricane.
Surfer saves shark by punching wife in New South Wales. Beg your pardon. Let me read that again...
Oi what do you reckon is a Nazis favorite shark? The Great White, mate.
My psychiatrist asked me if anyone else suffered from mental illness in my family. I answered " No they all seem to enjoy it"
I hate being locked inside a microwave It really makes my blood boil
A doctor says to a lawyer "There are plenty of your mistakes covered up with paperwork" The lawyer responds "And plenty of yours covered up with a shovel"
I started to let Jesus take the wheel, but then I remembered... that motherfucker ain’t afraid to die.
What did the court jester call the balding crown prince? The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.
Until this crisis is over im going to stick to masturbation just before 8pm on Thursday evenings The neighbourhood applauding me as I finish is just the confident booster I need
What sort of mint do anarchists hate? Governmint
What do you get when you breed a pit bull with a shih tzu? Yiff.