The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Canadians and British are very upset about yesterday's events. They are no longer the only ones that rushed the Capitol.
What do you call a house without numbers? Something that needs addressed
A tennis player is leaving the court and and a guy walks up to him “Hey what’s all that in your pocket?” He says “It’s tennis balls” They guy says “Well, if it’s anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful!”
I'll never forget the last words my uncle said to me before he passed... "Stop shaking the ladder, you little shit!"
I was wandering through the cemetery earlier today when I saw a guy kneeling behind a gravestone Trying to be polite, I said “Morning.”To which he replied “Nope just taking a shit.”
Communists jokes on internet aren't memes They're ourours
BREAKING NEWS: A man was presented into the ER after shoving 6 plastic horses up his ass... Doctors say that his condition is stable.
The Good News: I landed a job at Dreamworks thanks to the Bumblr app's networking feature The Bad News: I'm working on the Bee Movie 2.
How do make a chickpea soup? You can’t. The closest you can hope for is for her to have diarrhea.
My dad said he'd delete my computer games if I didn't finish mowing the lawn. I did the first half pretty quickly... but now I'm losing Steam.
What's better than flowers on your piano? Tulips on your organ.
I wanted to help my pet snail. He was really slow like, so one day I took off his shell, thought it'd make him more streamlined. Turns out it didn't. It made him more sluggish.
My new years resolution was to hit the gym more often. But I'm on my fourth car this year now. This is getting kind of expensive and I think the police are suspicious.
I had an episode of explosive diarrhea during a heist at the bank Shit went down real fast
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup ... And shit out a statement smarter than the one you just made.