The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What's Al Qaeda's favourite football team?? New York Jets
A male kangaroo told me to get off my phone Ok boomer
Crossing the border the customs officer asked me I had any drugs or firearms, to which I responded... ...what do you need?
I walked up to a woman in a bar and said “hey, baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple.” She responded “and if you were a fruit, women would rejoice.”
No! It crashed again... Roses are red;Violets are blue\-----------------------ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
Did you hear about the BuzzFeed employee who peed on an exposed wire? Number 1 shocked him.
Two students were talking about their childhood. I was a very clever toddler. By the time I was ten months old, I could already walk.""You call that clever?" the other said. "I managed to trick my parents into carrying me until I was three!"
Guy: "WAITER!! Why did you bring me a wet plate!?" Waiter: "Thats the soup sir"
I recently had a cancer scare. The doctor said I may have full blown colon cancer But thankfully it was only semicolon cancer
My friends dragged me to an elephant boxing match the other day... ... I had a terrible time. It was impossible to tell the fighters apart; they both had gray trunks!