The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.