The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in? Oxnard, CA
What's the difference between an owl and a rectal drug test? With one, you can see their eye through their ear hole, But with the other, you can see if they're high through their rear hole.
People say I’m too aggressive when I’m trading baseball cards. It’s because I’m Ruthless.
What's something you can say in church but also in bed John 6:9
According to latest news the current Governor of Florida used to own and run his own alligator farm. So not only does he have experience with horrible scaly reptiles he's also worked with alligators too.
Anal swabs are made compulsory for all international travellers to China. This is in line with their "China first" policy. First China enters you, then you enter China.
I have 6 eyes, 3 ears, 2 mouths, but one tooth. What am I? Ugly.
What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women? A Biplane.
Diet Day 1...I've finally got rid of all the fattening food from the house. It was fu***ng delicious.
A policeman sees a beat-up man lying on the street He asks: ,,Were you assaulted?",,Yeah, I was.",,Can you tell me what the assailant looked like?",,Yes, I told him that right before he punched me."
So my therapist said time heals all wounds so I stabed him and now we wait
How do you get rid of demons? Exorcise a lot.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.