The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.'
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.