The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
I'm so hungry right now I could boil a hyena! But I'd only make myself a laughing stock.
NASA's Perseverance rover on Mars has successfully tested a device that can convert carbon dioxide (98% of Mar's atmosphere) into oxygen and carbon monoxide. Sounds like a great idea, until all the Martians start dying from carbon monoxide poisoning.
How do people lose their kids in the mall......? Seriously, any tips would be greatly appreciated.