The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Saw "IT" last night Far less "computer networking" and so much more "murderous clowning" than anticipated
Manuel turned his life around. He used to be sad and lonely.Now he's lonely and sad.
I'm too scared to get tested for Coronavirus So I got the roundabout Coronavirus test. I call my friend Brian."Brian, do you know anyone who has Coronavirus?""No""Cool, cause you know me."-Mitch Hedberg sort of
A cook got his hand caught in the dish-washer and they were both fired.
Have you heard about that new virus that is devastating the bird population? It’s called Chirpies. What’s most heartbreaking about it is that it’s... untweetable.
How did the pasta chef get locked out of his house? He came home from work with gnocchi.
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
What was the favorite instrument of Stalin? Re-Percussion!
Why is it so hard to colonize space? Because of meteor rights
When two marijuana dispensaries are unable to increase sales by changing location, they have reached hash equilibrium.
Do you think turtles live longer than humans because... they live a shell-tered life?
I think with the recent success of Elon musk’s “not a flamethrower” sales he should consider moving into a different market maybe perfumes He could call his first brand Elon’s musk
I was driving my son to pre-school and he was having fun making dinosaur sounds. "ROAR!" he yelled. "What dinosaur is that?" I asked."T Rex!"Then he said, "HONK!""What dinosaur is that?" I asked with a chuckle."Triceratops," he said."Why does a Triceratops honk?"And he said, "Because it has horns!"
I took a dyslexia test online, but as it turns out it was actually a dysphoria test, so guess what... I'm a gril who can't raed.
Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan? Too many Targets