The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
What kind of cars do ghosts drive? Boo-gattis.
I went a week without makeup and here's what happened: Nothing. No one gave a shit.
One secret policeman asks another, “What do you think of the regime?” ... Nervously, the second policeman replies, “The same as you, comrade.” At that point the first one pulls out handcuffs and says, “In that case, it is my duty to arrest you.”
My friend came back from the bathroom with wet hands. I noticed this. I said, “Wow it looks like you’ve washed your hands.” They say, “No, I just pissed on them so I can knock out two birds with one stone.”
Why did the drum player commit suicide after being charged with homicide? He couldn't handle the repercussions.
My son is a man trapped in a woman’s body He'll be born in March
My wife is just like her toothbrush. On my ass every day for no good reason.
What do you get when you throw a grenade into a French Bathroom? linoleon Blownaparte.
How many viola players does it take to change a lightbulb? None - they can't reach that high
Google Plus was the gym of social networking We all joined but no one ever used it