The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can’t even.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.
I told a customer that he reminded me of my father. He says to me "Oh wow, he must be quite a nice guy!"I told him "No, he's an asshole."
I'll say this about Drake Most rappers date nines and tens, but he goes to Eleven
Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country? He was Snowden.
In honor of the spooky season, what do you call a compressed pumpkin? A squash :3
I think I thought of a great joke about yoga But you might need to help me with the punchline, it's a bit of a stretch.
In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again... He says, "I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."
I was driving to work yesterday, when I spotted Usain Bolt on the sidewalk. I rolled the window down and offered him a lift. He said 'No thanks, I'm in a rush.'
Self-driving cars will never work right. No matter how you try, it will always be buggy code.
It took so much time to get to the library, and I wound up taking a nap anyway tl;dr Too long, didn't read
What did Axl Rose name the colonics spa that he proudly opened? 'Buns n Hoses'
Please settle an argument between me and my wife about whether it's ok to pee in the bath I think it's fine but my wife says I should wait until she's finished her bath
Donald Trump said in an interview that he would consider killing himself if he ever had Alzheimer's Disease. Sadly, the interviewer didn't have the presence of mind to say, "I know. You've said that already."
Don't believe everything you read in public toilets Sharon was not up for a good time and it was a very awkward phone call