The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
I tried to cheer myself up by having a pillow fight. Now I feel more down than I did before.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'