The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What's the difference between humans and a bullet? Humans miss John Lennon.
I met a dyslexic sapiosexual today They said they were very attracted to my brian.
If Chinese music is called C-pop, Korean music is called K-pop, and Japanese music is called J-pop, what do you call Drake's music? Crap.