The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
As Epstein swayed back and forth, coming to grips with the inevitable, he reached out to give the guard one final high five... But he just left him hanging.
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Five minutes after I'd picked him up the hitchhiker turned to me and asked whether I was at all nervous that he could be a murderer. "Not at all", I replied. "What are the odds of both of us being killers?"
PRIEST: you may now read the vows you have prepared ME: I think I misunderstood the assignment"just read what you have"ME: ok [deep breath]... A E I O U
Villager 1: Flee for your lives! The mad scientist in the castle turned a tiny lizard into a monster that's destroying everything in its path! Villager 2: Meh, why bother. We're doomed from the gecko.
Members of the Flat Earth Society are having a particularly rough time during the pandemic. They say the 6 ft social distancing measures are pushing many of them over the edge.
I heard that Kelly McGillis won’t be returning for Top Gun 2. Guess which other Top Gun actor won’t have a cameo in the sequel? Goose.
What is the cruelest thing you can do to a blind person? 'Caution- Hot surface' in braille.
Guess who’s getting some head tonight My pillow
[while new car shopping] Customer: "Cargo space?" Salesman: "Car no do that. Car go road."
Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry.
Today's litigious culture is ridiculous. I was injured in a slip/trip/fall from a cardboard box. I sued the box and won £5000 in corrugations.
I'm going into therapy to deal with my fear of escalators, but it shouldn't take long ... It's only a one step program.
My wife's gonna leave me because of a spelling mistake. I'm on a work trip and I just texted her "having a wonderful time, wish you were her."
i was just reading the obituary of a carmelite nun who turned away from a life of prostitution after seeing a vision of the virgin mary. she went out with a wimple and not a bang.